This disclaimer may be updated anytime and is presumed to be a part of all past, present or future postings. By looking at any part of this blog, you agree that you have read, understood and agree to these terms.

All persons, organizations or entities mentioned in this blog are completely fictional. Any resemblance to actual entities is purely coincidental. (No, I’m not Ekta Kapoor. Why do you ask?)

The blog is written in a humorous and parodic vein. It’s supposed to be funny. The information offered on this blog may not be accurate, either deliberately or in spite of my best efforts. To be safe, assume everything on this blog to be 100% fictional. No, I’m not joking. Dead serious. Don’t kill yourself because I said that potassium cyanide is the “best narcotic ever made”. I have never tried potassium cyanide. I don’t intend to. It’s a joke, for God’s sake. Use your head.

No formal advice is offered on this blog. I mean medical, legal, social or any sort of advice whatsoever. You are not expected to follow anything I say. If you do so, you alone are responsible for your actions.

But I want to stress especially on medical advice.

Following medical advice from this blog is going to fuck you up. Seriously. Don’t do it.

I mean, think about it. Would you take medical advice from some guy who comes up to you on the internet and says “Hi there! I’m a 100% qualified doctor. Now, if you want to cure any illness, just slice off two fingers from both your hands.”

Of course you won’t.

You shouldn’t.

No doctor can give you advice until he has received a complete history, finished a proper examination and ordered the tests he thinks are necessary. At least, no ethical doctor.

Thats it. Enjoy the blog!