Of south park, guitar queer-o and internet retards
Posted by vineetgupta on November 11, 2007
I saw the new episode, guitar queer-o yesterday.
Come on Trey and Matt, buck up. WTF. More crap was average, Imaginationland was just torture (especially the ending. Kyle actually doing the threatened “it” is not funny, dudes) and now guitar queer-o.
Average storyline, and few good jokes except heroin hero and the awesome ending (“YOU… ARE… FAGS!” Rofl.)
Rating – 6/10
On a related note, the ep had some great music. One song that stood out was “Carry on wayward son” by Kansas. I simply had to go check out the full version on Youtube. Once there, however, I ran headlong into internet retard land.
Please watch out for flying faeces. These retards are f#cking crazy.
The rules
1. Anyone not sharing your opinion is a retard.
2. You just have to tell him he’s a retard. You cannot keep that information to yourself. After all, what gives him the right to be a retard without knowing it? Asshole. The fact that you’re a retard too doesn’t bother you. You don’t know it either.
3. Basically your objective is to get him to admit he’s a retard. Obviously, he’s never going to do that (Duh!). That doesn’t faze you. So you go ahead and abuse him. Its safe, easy and fun.
4. Since he’s a retard too, he does not realise he has the option of simply ignoring you.
5. He abuses you back. What! You just got abused by a totally anonymous stranger on the internet! Shit! Your world just crumbled! You just have to abuse him back!
5. Abuses fly, onlookers watch and marvel at the amazing place which is internet retard land.
In this particular instance, some long time fans of Kansas noticed the high traffic the video was getting. They started abusing the visitors, claiming they were a$$h#les for coming here after watching it on South Park. They were the real fans. Anyone who just saw it on TV 30 years later and now liked it was an a$$h#le. This is a classic, and these newcomers should have heard and liked it when they were children.
Fuck everyone who was here because they didn’t know it untill ‘’south park”. I am 15 1/2 and ive knowen [sic] this song since i was 1, and its still awesome and always will be. I like southpark a lot, but i find it pathetic if people didnt know what this song was.
Fawk southpark it brainwashed all of u into listening dis listen to dis if u actualy know kansas
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God, even writing it feels dumb.
Of course, the option of ignoring doesn’t exist in a retard’s mind, so some South Park fans retaliate, and the result is abuse-o-rama.
So what’s my opinion?
I liked the song.
I heard it for the first time on South Park.
I may even be a fan of the song after watching it on South Park.
You’re a way older fan? Good for you. Want a medal? Make one for yourself out of cardboard. It’s easy.
South park fans – mellow out dudes, and enjoy the song. You don’t have to inform these retarded fanboys how dumb they are. Remember the golden rule…
Kelli Garner said
Really nice posts. I will be checking back here regularly.